Andy Samberg’s speech at Harvard Class Day 2012 (x)

“oh no” my followers whisper in horror as i show signs of entering yet another fandom

1dharrystylessexualfrustrations:

Is this what death feels like?

1dharrystylessexualfrustrations:

Is this what death feels like?

Zayn: Do you guys have the moves like Jagger?

Harry showing his moves (c)

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zayn singing his high note in tell me a lie
and making everyone in the crowd want to hump him; 28/5/12 +

louis-is-perfection:

Niall wear tank tops more oftensincerely, Every fucking directioner

louis-is-perfection:

Niall wear tank tops more often

sincerely, Every fucking directioner

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mister1directioner:

swaggerjagger23:

niallsmofoslivehardcore:

climbingwallsunnoticed:

5homosexualsareallineedinlife:

harrysbitch:

The Anthem of the 1D Fangirl.

The first 30 seconds already prove it’s our anthem. 

The look on my moms face when I played this: Priceless!

the anthem

HAHAHA AH YEAH

all the awards

When One Direction Become Fathers
Liam: sorry i havnt been on, danielle was in labor too long! cant blieve i m a father, officilly Daddy Direction! :) will do a twitcam later i promise xx
Niall: what the craic?! ima dad now! such a sick day at the hospital....gonna go fin somethin t eat
Zayn: in life theres always a time when you look at somethin so beautiful and inspiring you jst cant believe it :) x
Louis: great feeling to be parent! eleanors doing ok, cant wait for evryone to meet the baby!! :)
Harry: did you know ostriches can lay eggs
δάφνη! κέρδισες εσύ εισητήρια για τη προβολή; :-/

aaa twra to da.. oxi.. k dn 3erw kan an 9 paw :(



Pac stood up, and it’s the first thing you heard him say in like, two weeks of court. ‘You know, your honor, throughout this entire court case, you haven’t looked me or my attorney in the eye once. It’s obvious that you’re not here in the search for justice, so therefore, there’s no point in me asking for a lighter sentence. I don’t care what you do cause you’re not respecting us, this is not a court of law; as far as I’m concerned, no justice is being served here, and you still can’t look me in the eye. So I say, do what you wanna do, give me whatever time you want, because I’m not in your hands, I’m in God’s hands.

I love him. 108372947th reblog.

Pac stood up, and it’s the first thing you heard him say in like, two weeks of court. ‘You know, your honor, throughout this entire court case, you haven’t looked me or my attorney in the eye once. It’s obvious that you’re not here in the search for justice, so therefore, there’s no point in me asking for a lighter sentence. I don’t care what you do cause you’re not respecting us, this is not a court of law; as far as I’m concerned, no justice is being served here, and you still can’t look me in the eye. So I say, do what you wanna do, give me whatever time you want, because I’m not in your hands, I’m in God’s hands.

I love him. 108372947th reblog.

trophic:

trophic:

i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent

ok i cant stop laughing omfg

I’M SCREAMING

How fandoms would act if their idols were arrested
Beliebers: OMG OUR BABY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!! HOLY HEFJKEHWFJEHFEREJH CRAP IS GOING DOWN
Selenators: NOOOO AWWW POOR SEL!!! #prayforselena. SHE DESERVES TO BE LET OUT!
Lovatics: STAY STRONG DEMI, WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH. YOU'LL GET THROUGH THIS
Directioners: OMG HAHAHAHAHAH IMAGINE THEM IN JAIL. I HOPE LIAM DOES A TWITCAM!! HOW WILL ZAYN SURVIVE WITHOUT MIRRORS!! I CAN'T BREATH, THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!! I MIGHT DIE OF LAUGHTER!!! #Replace1DLyricsWithPunch TREND IT GUYSSSS!!!
What Australia has to offer: Half naked One Direction
What America has to offer: Thug One Direction
.....
What UK has to offer: Drunk Direction.